theclearlydope:

Always some asshole trying to cash a million dollar bill on the day I’m low on ones and fives.

theclearlydope:

Cause I can’t fight this feeling anymore. 
I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for. 

theclearlydope:

Home for the holidays.

theclearlydope:

CLEARLY THE PERFECT STORM OF FUNNY: Sometimes I feel so desensitized to “funny videos” because of all the Internet I look at in a day. But this … I laughed my asshole off at this. 

alcoholicgifts:

IT STARTS RIGHT NOW

Hell yeah! Get er’ done!

Ahhhh that’s the spot!

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: Don’t be embarrassed child, matching shirts make me pee my pants too.

theclearlydope:

Barcelona’s version of Santa likes to poop. I quite enjoy walking out of the GAP and seeing five feet of poop. Really puts things into perspective.

The legit story.

theclearlydope:

America is BACK!

tastefullyoffensive:

via

theclearlydope:

Unleash HELL!